Ben: What were you dreaming about this morning? You were all twitchy.
Amanda: Someone was going to superglue me to a piano. [I didn't mention it, but it wasn't just my fingers. It was all of me. It was a bad person. I was trying to escape while at the same time wondering if they'd be dumb enough to superglue my clothes to the piano instead of my skin.]
Ben: ...
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Immediately after Joshua finished his morning meeting he said, "I want to talk to Grandpa Paul."
"Ok, " I said.
"Do you want to know what it's about?"
"Sure."
"Leprechauns."
Well, that wasn't what I was expecting him to say as I thought that maybe I could have answered any questions he had about leprechauns. I thought maybe there was an inside joke though, so I set up the meeting.
Joshua's two questions were: 1) Are leprechauns real? and 2) Is there a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Dad did a great job answering them, but I still haven't figured out why it was Grandpa Paul that had to answer them.